Saturday, April 08, 2006

How to get a girl's number...Pickle's way by Thomas

Last summer in Montreal, on Mont Royal, there were these guys hitting on girls and eventhough it appeared to be done in a very rude way, it was very efficient. We then dared Pickle to try to sit next to a girl.

1) Find a girl that is alone
2) Bring a good friend
3) Go straight to the girl to then operate a wide circle, to be behind the girl, still far away
4) Lay on the ground, and start combat crawling to get as close as possible

5) If caught, pretend you are picking clover

6) When your so-called friend runs away and starts yelling "Pickle, stop trying to pick up older women", pretend you are not Pickle...who is Pickle anyway????
7) When totally busted, run to your mommy and ask for another dare instead of that one
8) When asked to get her phone number, die inside, but do it anyway
9) Since you are already busted, tell the girl the truth... that you have horrible parents FORCING you to get a phone number
10) Have a pen ready...success


10 Comments:

At April 09, 2006, Anonymous Doc said...

Thomas, you keep this up and you're going to have to change Pickle's name to Cornichon! You're turning him into a real Frenchie! (and we love it!--keep up the good work!)

 
At April 09, 2006, Blogger traveller one said...

Hahaaa! What a fun (and wierd) family!!!!!

 
At April 09, 2006, Blogger Samantha said...

Hi Kim,

Did you get my email that I sent about Montreal earlier today? I think I forgot to specify that it was me (Samdebretagne) on it, in case you were wondering who it was!

 
At April 10, 2006, Blogger Kim/Thomas said...

This is a little more into how it happened..pickles was in montreal with his crazy friend max..(that almost explains everything if you know max!)

We had been to that park the week before and saw the guys who were trying to pick up girls, and kept getting turned down, then in the end we realized, after they got a girl to let them put lotion on, that it was a dare, as they raised their fists in success, to their friends in the yonder.

The two boys thought this sounded great!! So begged us for a dare!!!
We gave them the dare to sit next to the girl, within 1 foot of her, and if she sat up, they had to sit up, if she did something, they had to mimic her..

They did not get close enough, and preceded to combat crawl closer, she was one smart cookie, she had their number, and kept glaring at them..so max retreated, pickles stayed, then when max started screaming to him..he retreated..

But was not ready to give up the dare, he wanted a counterdare! so we told them to get her phone number! Mad Max, would not even consider it, but my pickles, he hesitated fro about, oh 1 nano second, went for it, got it, and then the boyfriend came (a bodybuilder for sure) and the girl, yells, Pickles make sure you call me, and I will be waiting till your phone call..it was so funny! So yes we are wierd, but not sadistic, he wanted the dare, we give them what they want..NOT hahah, its fun to be a parent:)

 
At April 10, 2006, Blogger Expat Traveler said...

that's a good one doc! Thsi post was so funny and the fact that you've got pics to back it all up is even funnier!

 
At April 10, 2006, Blogger Egan said...

Wow, the kid is a machine. Glad you got the pictures to prove this for future embarrassement.

 
At April 10, 2006, Blogger Kim/Thomas said...

the thing is, this kid never gets embarrassed!He has such confidence, its hysterical!
He got embarrassed once, he just said, he would have to post about that one time!
kim:)

 
At April 11, 2006, Blogger Egan said...

This is a fantastic thing to have. As long as he's not clueless, he's golden.

 
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